Let’s be clear from the start—the film’s about a haunted pool. As ridiculous as that sounds, we have to give the creators credit. It’s original, and in an age of remakes, Night Swim definitely delivers something not seen before, at least in terms of a haunted pool.
That said, I must be transparent…I fell asleep watching this film. Maybe I was tired, maybe I was bored. All I know is that I watched Kerry Condon do one too many laps in a pool. I will say that the acting was good. Kerry and Wyatt are great actors in their own right, and I was surprised at the mismatch in film quality and acting pedigree. I thought Wyatt played a former ball star with MS really well. He wasn’t scary but he was good. Kerry did the concerned wife turned paranormal investigator justice. It just felt like maybe there were a few extra zeros on the paycheck to get them to sign on.
Let’s be blunt—Night Swim wasn’t scary. The pool monster-demon-thing kind of looked like The Thing from Fantastic Four. No jump scares, no real anticipatory anxiety, nothing that made me lose sleep. If anything, there were some creepy moments (particularly when mud-water seeps out of the possessed people’s eyes), but I wouldn’t say that it was horrifying. It was really easy to lose attention because that horror film anxiety was missing.
But Night Swim was a moderate financial success. It had a budget of $15 million and made more than that in the box office.
Was it original? Yeah. Will I rewatch it? Definitely not. Would I recommend it? Eh.
I hate to put it down because the studio promoted the hell out of this film, but it just wasn’t that good or scary. And based on the amount of promo leading up to it, I thought it was going to be at least half decent. I was wrong. Turns out a haunted pool doesn’t exactly make you look under your bed at night.